I'm on a random street in London and I see many people and tabloid reporters that align the street. Weirdly enough, they're all wearing the same clothing and it's kind of like an army uniform. The hate they are wearing is similar to the British Police, but their jackets are a little old fashioned and a sky blue. Also the cameras that they have aren't the nice Canons and Nikons. They were actually old-fashioned cameras. There is one tabloid reporter that is trying to get into a restricted area, but he's stopped by none other than Prince William. But then Prince William looks left then right and allows all the other tabloid reports into the restricted area except for that one particular reporter. Prince William though goes about his business in a very joking manner.
Now, I'm all of a sudden in my den at my home, but Prince William is there and I'm talking to him casually like I'm his friend or something. For some reason the name Penelope comes up. It seems that Penelope is the pseudonym for Prince William. He apparently uses that name to write articles for a newspaper which gets all these interesting stories. I'm totally calling him out and then all of a sudden Kate Middleton shows up. While I'm accusing Prince William of being Penelope, Kate Middleton is saying "No, no he's not Penelope!" I then make a bet with Middleton and we shake on it.
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